Looking Younger Than You Are
Looking younger than you actually are is so relatable. So here I am. Relating to you. Unless you look super old which makes this really awkward.
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when I was in seventh grade my mom was an elementary school teacher and she worked across the street from my middle school so every morning before school I would just walk across the street to my middle school and one morning I was doing that rode to school with my mom walked to my middle school and an administrator saw me doing that and called the elementary school to tell them that a girl who looked to be in about third grade was escaping from school I was in seventh grade I mean the elementary school went up to fifth grade I could have at least been mistaken for a fifth grader but I wasn’t I am 23 I’ll be 24 in June and I personally have no problem telling people how old I am because it’s usually older than they originally thought so if you look younger than you actually are this video is going to be totally relatable and if you don’t I’m sure you have a lot of other flaws so I’m just kidding that’s and not a nice thing to say but this is the Internet so there’s not a punch line to that okay now if you look younger than you are then you have probably heard this multiple times on multiple occasions all throughout your life and that is you’ll appreciate it one day personally I’m still waiting for that day there are quite a few bad things that come with looking younger than you actually are but there are also a lot of good things too so guess what I’m gonna tell you tell you all the things all right making videos so good at it so good at it I bought new lights now whenever I say getting carded I don’t just mean buying alcohol and going to a bar and getting asked for your ID because you don’t look 21 no I’m talking like going to rated our movie with a group of your friends and getting asked for your ID because you don’t look 17 it happens to me all the time a few months ago I tried to buy a spray paint and I got asked for my ID getting talked down to is kind of a hard one to talk about because it does happen all the time but I can’t think of like a specific situation I guess when it would happen the most if you look younger than you are then you know exactly what I’m talking about but I just like I don’t know when you meet someone new and they assume that you are younger you just get talked to like you’re younger I don’t know if saying like getting talked down to is the right a way to put it but definitely getting talked to like you’re younger than you are it’s really annoying when like waitresses who are my age call me sweetheart or sweetie or honey I think what can I get for you sweetie like darling I’m fine a lot of times people assume that you don’t know what you’re doing like this happens to me a lot at the airport I get the sense that people think I’m flying by myself for the first time or something which might because I’m bawling hysterically alone but probably just because I look younger than I am this happened to me once when I was flying I had to sit in an exit row and as you know you have to be a certain age to sit in an exit row I don’t know what age that is if it’s 16 or 18 but I’m going to look it up and then editing Lena is going to put the age right here okay so so I was supposed to sit in the exit row on the airplane I walk up to board the plane give my ticket to the ticket lady that’s probably not her official title but we’re gonna call her ticket lady she took it she looked at me and she’s like honey how old are you and I was like I’m 22 23 however old I was she’s like okay okay and lets me board the plane then I get on the plane and they come over and now like usually what happens is the flight attendant will come over to your whole entire row and they’ll be like I need a verbal yes that you can sit in this exit row and perform whatever it if the plane crashes I don’t know what they say and you have to go down the row and be like yes yes yes which by the way is always a lie because if the plane goes down ain’t no way I’m going to be able to get that focus enough to get the exit door off and like be in charge of saving lives that’s always a lie when I say yes so I mean I’m going to be I’m gonna be I’m gonna be the last person to trust if that plane is going down I really hate flying anyway but instead of a flight attendant like going to the exit row and saying to everyone like do you agree to blah blah blah and can you perform blah blah blah she walks over specifically to me and she’s like you know honey how old are you I tell her she’s like oh okay and then she talks to the whole row so I’m so white it also happens at Home Depot but I don’t feel like that’s because I look young I feel like that’s because I look weak and like I don’t do home improvement things but I have though I usually do need a lot of help I’m in Home Depot mmm now there are some advantages to looking younger than you actually are like um uh well I like to tell people how high I mean the hot dingdong words sometimes they’re hard okay..